It took millions of years for man to evolve from ape to the modern-day human. We had to adapt to the ever-changing environment in order to survive, becoming leaner, stronger and faster. Unfortunately, man’s evolution seemed to have stopped once we became the dominant species. Instead of developing further, most people have become lazy, couch-ridden slobs that wouldn’t survive a minute in prehistoric times. However, a small number of humans continue to evolve, surprising the entire scientific community. With your bulging muscles, ripped abs and lightning-fast reflexes, you happen to be one of those Super Homo Sapiens, buddy. So while the scientists gather together to study what makes you superior to others, you can hit the waves in these Evolved boardshorts from Metal Mulisha. Featuring sublimated Metal Mulisha graphics on both legs, a rubberized MM logo by its tie front and a stylish zippered pocket at the right thigh, these trunks will emphasize your physical superiority and help you pick up the most bodacious chicks so you can continue the progress of the human race.
- 100% Polyester fabric
- 11.5" Inseam on Size 30
- Rubber Metal Mulisha tag on waistband
- Tie front with four Metal Mulisha grommets
- Lycra fly
- Hook and loop fastener fly
- Front zippered pocket
- Sewn-in bungee lanyard to hold keys or wax comb in pocket
- Drawstring with plastisol Metal Mulisha branding
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