Quiksilver 8.25'' x 31.125'' Bolero Complete Cruiser Skateboard

When the zombie apocalypse comes down upon humankind, what item will serve you best in this brave new world? A bolt-action rifle is great for zombie headshots at a distance, but it’s by no means essential to survival. A sharp, durable, well-maintained machete is ideal for dispatching undead assailants in close quarters, but it requires a great deal of martial discipline to stand toe-to-toe with zombies. What you need against the living dead is nothing less than Quiksilver’s Bolero skateboard. You may be wondering why a skateboard is an effective weapon against the walking dead. Here’s the scoop: zombies are the walking dead. They walk. On this skateboard, you’ll roll past every zombie before they even know you’re there, and the lack of a combustion engine is a plus when you’re dealing with limited sources of gasoline. It also comes ready to ride right out of the box, so you can spend more time oiling your rifle, sharpening your machete and stocking up on Twinkies.