Darkstar 30.5'' x 7.7'' Escape Complete Skateboard

Look, "get out of jail free cards" do not exist. When your girlfriend gets monster-level mad at you or your boss screams at you for missing a deadline, you're just — stuck. Dealing with your problems is a bummer, but the minute you can detangle yourself from the wrath of the people disappointed in you, hop on the Escape complete from Darkstar and roll away from all that mess. It comes equipped with formulated softer bushings for better turning, and is specifically designed for smaller, younger skaters to allow for easy turning and maximum performance. The helmeted warrior encased in ropes of chains on the underside of the board will give you the urge to bust through anything that's blocking your way. Pass go and collect $200 buddy — and never look back.